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It's For People Like You

                                                                             For People Like Us

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Welcome to the Brambles phase three development.

Luxury homes are now available on request by filling in the application form below.

Application Form

Please reply to 'COMMENTS' with the following details:

Name

Occupation

Desired luxury home (please see map and availability list on the left)

Favourite Cumberland wrestling grip.

What's On Around the Retreat

The Dolphinarium
Charlie Chumpie
The Preserved Vulcan
The Tented Paddock
Rhianon's Health and Beauty Spa
Star-Voyager Time Tunnel
Let's Talk Hebrew! With Loti Yakobovitch-Jones

Live Events Around the Retreat

Live Retail Demonstration from the Hunter Conference Centre
Live Broadcast from the Temple of the Yellow Orchid
Live Interview with Father Rab

Mystery Voice Competition (text version)

See if you can guess the voice of this weeks mystery guest. Here's the clip:

"They made me eat caviar and tripe. It was an amazing experience!"

OK, so who's voice was that...

Who's in the bush?

Who's hiding in the bush, Folks?

There's a mystery personality from past or present, dead or alive, fact or fictional, hiding in the bush.

 Each week home owners will have the chance to find out who's hiding in the bush by asking him  the bush a series of questions which will receive yes or no replies. You will have twenty questions, only, to discover the mystery personality's identity and the winner will be given the chance to select a prize of their choice from the wide selection of items found in the Captain's Locker chandelry.

Good luck - and who's in the bush this week?

What's in the skip?

A new competition based on an old idea!

Animal-Vegetable-Mineral

Each week, someone will leave something in the skip and it's your job to find out what it is, using questions that will be given yes and no answers only.

A limit of twenty questions has been set for you to come up with the answer and the winning home owner will get the chance to pick a prize of their own from the wide range of equipment and assorted bric-a-brac in the Captain's Locker Chandlery. 

So, what's in the skip this week?

Stratos Entertainment in association with Ivor Parry-Jones Presents:

"The Tony Fondle Experience"

Reving up, Tony Fondle

Star of sixties TV hit show ‘The Fondle Family’

He’s back! Old favourite Tony Fondle heads an all star line up for our super spring schedule.

...Hit me! Tony.

Also coming in spring:

Graham Zodiac

Man of mystery and internationally acclaimed hypnotist – be amazed as you go under his power.

The Llandudno Women’s Male-Voice Choir

Old Man River, and many more

Ifor Davies

(The yodeling bailiff) ‘I come knocking’ - ‘Argos blues’ all your old favourites.

Tickets, as always, available from Heather Roberts at reception.

Verse of the Day

Tread the path, with both feet sure
Each joined in one endeavour
Sing stout the boot! they will not fail
'Souls' Vulcanised, forever

Ivor Parry-Jones

(this verse is reputed to have sustained Nelson Mandela through his long, dark days of captivity. Nelson did say that he didn't fully understand it, which can omly add to the power of this great piece)


Swn y Mor

Neath corrugated skies I stand before you
Oh mighty edifice of Orme
Where spume and ferment both engage you
My feet-a-tremble, Uncle Norm

The kittiwake aloft and watchful
The stormy petrel too
Llandudno lies at mercy
Neath the buttress, that is you

But rock of awe we all salute you
Safe haven, you provide
No caravan shall slip its mooring
Nor cast adrift, upon the tide

Ivor Parry-Jones


Convenience
Curl-master! Potty-master!
Sanitation fluid blue
Find them in the Captain’s Locker
Where some are used, and some are new

Mrs Leatherbarrow